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Other bands I’ve posed for:  Conditioned Response, Pavlov’s Dogs, Alley Cat Salley, Barilla (not the pasta), Daze Reason

Influences:  I am usually under some influence…like jagermeister.

What’s his sign:  Scorpio…with all the usual cravings.

Why I think you’ll dig Rockfist:  The 80s RULE!

Things that are cool:  Fast cars, hot guitars, and naked chicks.

Things that suck:  Vacuum cleaners, straws and potholes.

Bust/hips/waist:  It’s all about proportion.

Turn ons:  Leg warmers, sweat bands, torn sweaters (worn off the shoulder ala Flashdance).

Turn offs:  Cell phones, pagers, and the people who overuse them.

Things about the 80s that RULE:  Hair metal, glam bands, and real guitar players. 

Things about the 80s that ROT:  Rap!

Favorite 80s movie:  The Lost Boys

In my alone time:  I shed my human skin and breath dryer lint.

Favorite drink:  Jagermeister or Vodka…depends on my mood.

Favorite smoke:  Arthuro Fuente’ cigars

Hottest chick from the 80s:  Christy Brinkley 

Spandex or parachute pants:  Parachute pants…my balls don’t like spandex.

Preppy, jock, spaz, geek or dweeb: I was a “band geek", until I started a rock band called “Rock Candy” (age 14)

Coolest 80s video: Round-and-Round

Favorite 80s TV show:  Hill Street Blues (That OK with you, dog breath??!!)

My “big” hair: Cut it all off in 2000 (donated it to locks-of-love)…seriously.